The trailer:
And the video:
Friday, December 10, 2010
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Guy Is Awkward Around N
coast without Ernst
This is the title of an article from the student magazine Spiesser that finally, for some time is again at the school to have you with us and whose crosswords have one or the other business hours of human can be added.
The aforementioned article, I shall quote from the mass, is an ode to irrationality, a call for Crazy-being, an "incitement in 13 steps": first
Right-handed: used for one week only the left hand. For left-handers: used for one week only the right hand.
third Calls to the pizza service to and ordered a pizza. When the pizza man repeated the order, it claims to have ordered something else. At the third attempt you say, "You do not get to the series, right?"
5th Buy some kebabs, burgers and raspberry parfait, all chasing one after another through the mixer and tested whether it still tastes the same as before! Painted a picture of your taste sensations.
7th You need a special full elevator and a little courage, but then that is the biggest irony of history: Hold the door and then the delayed move on. Explained to others in the elevator, that you are waiting for a friend. After a while you let the door go and says: Hello Mario was, as your day "
9th How funny if it were well, if you face your principal's huge painted on the parking lot? Buy some sidewalk chalk and (over) records, who do you want. Just can not say that their presence there. Teaching art or not: In Do not write your work of art!
11th Driving on vacation! But only in thought. Visit a travel agency there and let you discuss in detail a Bali trip. Stated that it would with want your partner or your partner fly four weeks. Let you recommend a rental car, the best hotel, a mini golf course, a trip out to look for the banana boat and several small flights to neighboring islands. Asked where there would be the best wine and whether the best suite was still available. Thought aloud, as well with the tourist visa expires. Keep at least two hours of deliberation by! Then says, that sounds really all quite tempting, but you would have just thought that such a trip but nothing was for you. Leave faster the travel agent as the seller can throw Neckermann catalogs.
13th Speak for one week only with the other sex. If you are a girl who shows all the girls that appeal to you, a red card (for boys: the other way, of course, you idiots). Attracts with teachers through. Nobody told you. Somehow prevents your detention in a mental home!
Another addition:
15th Reputation service to the pizza and order pizza. Speak to the end, in a hoarse voice. End the call by saying: "And remember: This conversation never happened"
Why I'm the trouble to write it all? Because today is Wednesday!! No, but I've just forgotten what I intended to say, but you already can get a kind of introduction to the 100th See blog!
I'm still waiting for proposals and wannabe co-hosts! 
This is the title of an article from the student magazine Spiesser that finally, for some time is again at the school to have you with us and whose crosswords have one or the other business hours of human can be added.
The aforementioned article, I shall quote from the mass, is an ode to irrationality, a call for Crazy-being, an "incitement in 13 steps": first
Right-handed: used for one week only the left hand. For left-handers: used for one week only the right hand.
second for sale Visit a church and tried to self-written discharge letters for 50 cents to the people.
third Calls to the pizza service to and ordered a pizza. When the pizza man repeated the order, it claims to have ordered something else. At the third attempt you say, "You do not get to the series, right?"
4th Gets a random person from the phone book, and wished her a good day. Ring at any door and ask the opening if you can do him a favor. Does someone have to valid your ticket and caught him in a conversation about his destination. Go to a hospital or nursing home and asks if there is someone who would be happy to talk to you.
5th Buy some kebabs, burgers and raspberry parfait, all chasing one after another through the mixer and tested whether it still tastes the same as before! Painted a picture of your taste sensations.
6th Finds a saleswoman at the supermarket and ask for "Watzkimms Wutzperdakker. When she asked what it was for, says: "I'm standing at the Ammspalaweis, aberda I could not find it too". Your puzzled look her replies. Sit in your shopping cart, you punch with his hand on his forehead and says, "Oh, Good in the Phantasiasien they were always there."
7th You need a special full elevator and a little courage, but then that is the biggest irony of history: Hold the door and then the delayed move on. Explained to others in the elevator, that you are waiting for a friend. After a while you let the door go and says: Hello Mario was, as your day "
8th Run for a week escalators only backwards high For any open wound you'll get extra points if it comes up, run back upstairs.. .. down Repeat this as many times until you are raised on Run further and says: "I must, I must" I must, I must "I must, I must! Zattonnnnng! Zattonnnnng "
9th How funny if it were well, if you face your principal's huge painted on the parking lot? Buy some sidewalk chalk and (over) records, who do you want. Just can not say that their presence there. Teaching art or not: In Do not write your work of art!
10th You think you would already know all the best curses? Then she urgently needs new ones. Go to the next beggar and steal a few pennies out of his hat. Listening very carefully to what he says and writes to the same, for the curses will be legendary.
11th Driving on vacation! But only in thought. Visit a travel agency there and let you discuss in detail a Bali trip. Stated that it would with want your partner or your partner fly four weeks. Let you recommend a rental car, the best hotel, a mini golf course, a trip out to look for the banana boat and several small flights to neighboring islands. Asked where there would be the best wine and whether the best suite was still available. Thought aloud, as well with the tourist visa expires. Keep at least two hours of deliberation by! Then says, that sounds really all quite tempting, but you would have just thought that such a trip but nothing was for you. Leave faster the travel agent as the seller can throw Neckermann catalogs.
12th Tell the people that life is beautiful! Writes ten o'clock personal reasons on why it's worth living for. Copied it and throw your lists into other mailboxes. Calls on your labels to the recipient to do the same! Perhaps there will at some point a list with you.
13th Speak for one week only with the other sex. If you are a girl who shows all the girls that appeal to you, a red card (for boys: the other way, of course, you idiots). Attracts with teachers through. Nobody told you. Somehow prevents your detention in a mental home!
Another addition:
14th Freeze up for a lunch break two minutes before the serving of meals!
15th Reputation service to the pizza and order pizza. Speak to the end, in a hoarse voice. End the call by saying: "And remember: This conversation never happened"
Why I'm the trouble to write it all? Because today is Wednesday!! No, but I've just forgotten what I intended to say, but you already can get a kind of introduction to the 100th See blog!
I'm still waiting for proposals and wannabe co-hosts!
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Odalys Garcia Mini Skirt
I'll dream of you a nation
So, I now make a quick coffee and then we get started!
Long read nothing more of me, yes? Is probably because I in my old days back slowly but surely becoming fucked am.
Since Monday, I know my duties for the film school. And indeed do they want from me that I have a first-person narrative about a person who is exposed to an intolerable situation, a portrait of a person whose professional or personal life played out mainly at night and a presentation for a medium-length film (about 45 minutes) through one or more young people who are a high risk of exposing. All three tasks, I must have written to the February 28, to a hand-written CV and cover letter, ah ... and the first task should have up to four photos to be placed. In addition, all the researched stories (more or less) be what makes limiting at first glance, the creativity, but on second glance the work. The
will know what they want and why they so want, how they want it. I can think of but not yet, for you need a hand-written CV ...
After it's been so long since I last wrote have, I must now tell a lot:
For example, as I had last week, "Tonight" from Franz Ferdinand , the debut album of LaRoux et le film "There Will Be Blood" have purchased, for a total of only 20 € because Christian publishers but anything is good.
So the Franz Ferdinand album is awesome, it sounds like something at all from its two predecessors, yet still somehow typical of Franz Ferdinand. The many synthesizers and electric beats them do well.
The same, or at least like I'm also LaRoux, but apart from the four singles and the song "Tigerlily" is not particularly impressed me, but that it was about even with Lady Gaga. I alos would prefer to remain in solid, hand-made rock, although Franz Ferdinand has precisely the same objection ... hm ... Time for an example: ... Oh shit, now there's "Lucid Dreams" was not on YouTube, almost clear ... So there are some live versions, if ye want to see anyway, but now here I wanted to have a studio version ... completely stupid!
Since yesterday the new My Chemical Romance album to have, so here in Germany, official UK and U.S. release is Monday, the 22nd November, but we Germans are so cool that we get the albums always been a weekend earlier! But if we are so cool, why do I have the album yet then? Hm? What is this? Then stop Jeanette Grace, the little girl from the "Na Na Na" video that everyone thought was a little boy, but serve:
So sweet! "Hugs, gimme hugs, gimme Hugs"
That was the same time the compensation for the botched Franz Ferdinand video.
Next topic: "There Will Be Blood." What a film! What a blatant end! I will probably never again be able to enter a bowling alley, without the need to remember! Honestly, Daniel Day-Lewis is without doubt the best (THE BEST !!!!) actor there is. What perhaps it is because he does not accept any offer and turns only selected movies, but still damn good movies! I just noticed on Wikipedia, he has 1971-2012 (which covers his entire career) played just once in 20 films.
Other hand, Tim Roth seems almost hard ... ah, the transition is shit! In short, I'm still together "Four Rooms" by Allison Anders, Alexandre Rockwell, Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino, indeed, of all! Well, actually I love Tim Roth and his way of playing, but in "Four Rooms" is, in my opinion, almost too "playful" dances, and he jumps all the time around so infantile. Well, the whole 15 years ago, but "Pulp Fiction" and "Reservoir Dogs" both of which are even older and there was Tim Roth's role in each case significantly more serious.
Oh, I thought, actually I can in my old age again be a bit of weight and compliant soon since my 100th Post pending (This is just # 98), well, is promised as number 100 another video blog and if you have any suggestions or requests, please let me know, either here in comments or otherwise, you'll think of something. I would think and also like it if I 100th maybe a guest authors, and a guest host for the video think it would be nice, really with anniversary celebration and all! I mean, is it just another 100, I have to offer you do something, that you might be able to say in 20 years: "Do you remember still the 100th Marcos Blog Yes, then gave it cake or something in the direction ...
So, I now make a quick coffee and then we get started!
Long read nothing more of me, yes? Is probably because I in my old days back slowly but surely becoming fucked am.
Since Monday, I know my duties for the film school. And indeed do they want from me that I have a first-person narrative about a person who is exposed to an intolerable situation, a portrait of a person whose professional or personal life played out mainly at night and a presentation for a medium-length film (about 45 minutes) through one or more young people who are a high risk of exposing. All three tasks, I must have written to the February 28, to a hand-written CV and cover letter, ah ... and the first task should have up to four photos to be placed. In addition, all the researched stories (more or less) be what makes limiting at first glance, the creativity, but on second glance the work. The
will know what they want and why they so want, how they want it. I can think of but not yet, for you need a hand-written CV ...
After it's been so long since I last wrote have, I must now tell a lot:
For example, as I had last week, "Tonight" from Franz Ferdinand , the debut album of LaRoux et le film "There Will Be Blood" have purchased, for a total of only 20 € because Christian publishers but anything is good.
So the Franz Ferdinand album is awesome, it sounds like something at all from its two predecessors, yet still somehow typical of Franz Ferdinand. The many synthesizers and electric beats them do well.
The same, or at least like I'm also LaRoux, but apart from the four singles and the song "Tigerlily" is not particularly impressed me, but that it was about even with Lady Gaga. I alos would prefer to remain in solid, hand-made rock, although Franz Ferdinand has precisely the same objection ... hm ... Time for an example: ... Oh shit, now there's "Lucid Dreams" was not on YouTube, almost clear ... So there are some live versions, if ye want to see anyway, but now here I wanted to have a studio version ... completely stupid!
Since yesterday the new My Chemical Romance album to have, so here in Germany, official UK and U.S. release is Monday, the 22nd November, but we Germans are so cool that we get the albums always been a weekend earlier! But if we are so cool, why do I have the album yet then? Hm? What is this? Then stop Jeanette Grace, the little girl from the "Na Na Na" video that everyone thought was a little boy, but serve:
So sweet! "Hugs, gimme hugs, gimme Hugs"
That was the same time the compensation for the botched Franz Ferdinand video.
Next topic: "There Will Be Blood." What a film! What a blatant end! I will probably never again be able to enter a bowling alley, without the need to remember! Honestly, Daniel Day-Lewis is without doubt the best (THE BEST !!!!) actor there is. What perhaps it is because he does not accept any offer and turns only selected movies, but still damn good movies! I just noticed on Wikipedia, he has 1971-2012 (which covers his entire career) played just once in 20 films.
Other hand, Tim Roth seems almost hard ... ah, the transition is shit! In short, I'm still together "Four Rooms" by Allison Anders, Alexandre Rockwell, Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino, indeed, of all! Well, actually I love Tim Roth and his way of playing, but in "Four Rooms" is, in my opinion, almost too "playful" dances, and he jumps all the time around so infantile. Well, the whole 15 years ago, but "Pulp Fiction" and "Reservoir Dogs" both of which are even older and there was Tim Roth's role in each case significantly more serious.
Oh, I thought, actually I can in my old age again be a bit of weight and compliant soon since my 100th Post pending (This is just # 98), well, is promised as number 100 another video blog and if you have any suggestions or requests, please let me know, either here in comments or otherwise, you'll think of something. I would think and also like it if I 100th maybe a guest authors, and a guest host for the video think it would be nice, really with anniversary celebration and all! I mean, is it just another 100, I have to offer you do something, that you might be able to say in 20 years: "Do you remember still the 100th Marcos Blog Yes, then gave it cake or something in the direction ...
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Types Of Burs And Its Application
Open letter to all transport companies
Distinguished Service surreptitiously victims
with this letter I would like to confess my guilt. I
that crime, the accused have me committed. I have used you. I have ventured, with a clear mind, deliberately and repeatedly to use your public transport - Oh! - Abuse, without you to pay for the generous provision.
I dared actually buses, trains and even nationwide cross-national, inter-regional express trains circulating for my shameful desires to entzwecken.
And you, in your infinite kindness, but gave me the opportunity to apologize to you. As lots of expensive stationery you have wasted for me vile worm need. But I appeared closed and cold, bitter heart. Your agreement countless attempts I broke in the air, as if they were pesky, buzzing around my head shit house flies.
Worse, I committed another crime. I traveled constantly with your local transport and fell not only you but also the honest, paying passengers into financial shoals.
I alone am guilty. The annual fare increase is the fault of me and all the other Dienstleistungserschleichern. We alone are responsible. We are to blame for the poor content of the working end of bus drivers. Look at us. We do! The dog common scum of the universe! We are
Dienstleistungserschleicher, UBahnstationssraucher, tram beer drinkers, feet-on-the-chair-layers and mobile music listeners.
We are the ones that disturb the public peace. It is not the aggressive faces that remind one of the inspectors at each ticket control of how a jail cell looks like inside. It's not the lawyers who have made it their job to make poor people even poorer. It's not the looks of the better-off passengers who give you the feeling to be worth nothing if you show off instead of a ticket his ID. And above all it is you do not, you poor victims of my crime. You, who sits in the executive office of transportation and signed the ads to people for the 80 € a month, not be an option for ticket purchase, but a duty payment for the child that you have to raise alone.
I despise me for my act.
But please explain to me how far I pity you if I buy no ticket?
If the damage for you is not exactly equivalent to, if I walk? I pay one way or another would not. And your little game with the fear of even talking about me from time to time to purchase a ticket. Please
love, service surreptitiously victims. Decrypts me that question and I'm going my tickets if it absparen must be from the mouth. But you is not there as a victim if you are not. Their victims. 
Distinguished Service surreptitiously victims
with this letter I would like to confess my guilt. I
that crime, the accused have me committed. I have used you. I have ventured, with a clear mind, deliberately and repeatedly to use your public transport - Oh! - Abuse, without you to pay for the generous provision.
I dared actually buses, trains and even nationwide cross-national, inter-regional express trains circulating for my shameful desires to entzwecken.
And you, in your infinite kindness, but gave me the opportunity to apologize to you. As lots of expensive stationery you have wasted for me vile worm need. But I appeared closed and cold, bitter heart. Your agreement countless attempts I broke in the air, as if they were pesky, buzzing around my head shit house flies.
Worse, I committed another crime. I traveled constantly with your local transport and fell not only you but also the honest, paying passengers into financial shoals.
I alone am guilty. The annual fare increase is the fault of me and all the other Dienstleistungserschleichern. We alone are responsible. We are to blame for the poor content of the working end of bus drivers. Look at us. We do! The dog common scum of the universe! We are
Dienstleistungserschleicher, UBahnstationssraucher, tram beer drinkers, feet-on-the-chair-layers and mobile music listeners.
We are the ones that disturb the public peace. It is not the aggressive faces that remind one of the inspectors at each ticket control of how a jail cell looks like inside. It's not the lawyers who have made it their job to make poor people even poorer. It's not the looks of the better-off passengers who give you the feeling to be worth nothing if you show off instead of a ticket his ID. And above all it is you do not, you poor victims of my crime. You, who sits in the executive office of transportation and signed the ads to people for the 80 € a month, not be an option for ticket purchase, but a duty payment for the child that you have to raise alone.
I despise me for my act.
But please explain to me how far I pity you if I buy no ticket?
If the damage for you is not exactly equivalent to, if I walk? I pay one way or another would not. And your little game with the fear of even talking about me from time to time to purchase a ticket. Please
love, service surreptitiously victims. Decrypts me that question and I'm going my tickets if it absparen must be from the mouth. But you is not there as a victim if you are not. Their victims.
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Funny Hawaiian Sayings In Hawaiian
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Thursday, January 7, 2010
The Rarest Littlest Pet Shop Pet
"Tickets please!" - Short story by me
Here in the village was fair. Like every year at Easter.
Normally I'm not particularly fond of this festival-like spectacle, as they attract more of an audience with which I have no large sympathies to all. I did however, like every year my best friend wide strike for at least an evening the hustle bustle of farm children, village Nazis and young at heart, retired to let it wash over me. make
To Caro, my best friend, not the evening with my Gefühlsbrei from foreign Cham, loathing and narcissistic arrogance broke, I began obtain colder already at home on my intellectual level, with the help of beer and liquor, to that of the attending crowds. When we arrived at the fair grounds, I was so dazed that I appeared answesenden people almost sympathetic.
The relatively sober Caro pulled me from ride to ride, until we finally at one, we know already from last year, attraction were: the "Caterpillar" unfolded before us in their traditional and simple beauty. Caro
After two cards for both of us bought we sat side by side in the ride and have already heard the voice of the stocky built the showman was collecting the tickets: "Tickets please".
After I gave my ticket Caro looked at me questioningly, "You have yet not drunk too much, right?". In that very moment was racing the "caterpillar" but already going full force, accompanied by the sound of the 90s dance-floor charts. She pressed my body on the bulky wooden bench. Because of the alcohol and the enormous speed, my stomach cramped so that I the contents of them only with difficulty could hold back.
After the horror ride came to an end, found my lunch distorted by stomach acid to an abrupt end in one of the many drains. The evening was over for me and I tortured myself moaning in the next bus.
After I drove 5 stations I heard a voice that pulled me from my sleep postvomitalen: "Tickets please!". 
Here in the village was fair. Like every year at Easter.
Normally I'm not particularly fond of this festival-like spectacle, as they attract more of an audience with which I have no large sympathies to all. I did however, like every year my best friend wide strike for at least an evening the hustle bustle of farm children, village Nazis and young at heart, retired to let it wash over me. make
To Caro, my best friend, not the evening with my Gefühlsbrei from foreign Cham, loathing and narcissistic arrogance broke, I began obtain colder already at home on my intellectual level, with the help of beer and liquor, to that of the attending crowds. When we arrived at the fair grounds, I was so dazed that I appeared answesenden people almost sympathetic.
The relatively sober Caro pulled me from ride to ride, until we finally at one, we know already from last year, attraction were: the "Caterpillar" unfolded before us in their traditional and simple beauty. Caro
After two cards for both of us bought we sat side by side in the ride and have already heard the voice of the stocky built the showman was collecting the tickets: "Tickets please".
After I gave my ticket Caro looked at me questioningly, "You have yet not drunk too much, right?". In that very moment was racing the "caterpillar" but already going full force, accompanied by the sound of the 90s dance-floor charts. She pressed my body on the bulky wooden bench. Because of the alcohol and the enormous speed, my stomach cramped so that I the contents of them only with difficulty could hold back.
After the horror ride came to an end, found my lunch distorted by stomach acid to an abrupt end in one of the many drains. The evening was over for me and I tortured myself moaning in the next bus.
After I drove 5 stations I heard a voice that pulled me from my sleep postvomitalen: "Tickets please!".
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