This is the title of an article from the student magazine Spiesser that finally, for some time is again at the school to have you with us and whose crosswords have one or the other business hours of human can be added.
The aforementioned article, I shall quote from the mass, is an ode to irrationality, a call for Crazy-being, an "incitement in 13 steps": first
Right-handed: used for one week only the left hand. For left-handers: used for one week only the right hand.
second for sale Visit a church and tried to self-written discharge letters for 50 cents to the people.
third Calls to the pizza service to and ordered a pizza. When the pizza man repeated the order, it claims to have ordered something else. At the third attempt you say, "You do not get to the series, right?"
4th Gets a random person from the phone book, and wished her a good day. Ring at any door and ask the opening if you can do him a favor. Does someone have to valid your ticket and caught him in a conversation about his destination. Go to a hospital or nursing home and asks if there is someone who would be happy to talk to you.
5th Buy some kebabs, burgers and raspberry parfait, all chasing one after another through the mixer and tested whether it still tastes the same as before! Painted a picture of your taste sensations.
6th Finds a saleswoman at the supermarket and ask for "Watzkimms Wutzperdakker. When she asked what it was for, says: "I'm standing at the Ammspalaweis, aberda I could not find it too". Your puzzled look her replies. Sit in your shopping cart, you punch with his hand on his forehead and says, "Oh, Good in the Phantasiasien they were always there."
7th You need a special full elevator and a little courage, but then that is the biggest irony of history: Hold the door and then the delayed move on. Explained to others in the elevator, that you are waiting for a friend. After a while you let the door go and says: Hello Mario was, as your day "
8th Run for a week escalators only backwards high For any open wound you'll get extra points if it comes up, run back upstairs.. .. down Repeat this as many times until you are raised on Run further and says: "I must, I must" I must, I must "I must, I must! Zattonnnnng! Zattonnnnng "
9th How funny if it were well, if you face your principal's huge painted on the parking lot? Buy some sidewalk chalk and (over) records, who do you want. Just can not say that their presence there. Teaching art or not: In Do not write your work of art!
10th You think you would already know all the best curses? Then she urgently needs new ones. Go to the next beggar and steal a few pennies out of his hat. Listening very carefully to what he says and writes to the same, for the curses will be legendary.
11th Driving on vacation! But only in thought. Visit a travel agency there and let you discuss in detail a Bali trip. Stated that it would with want your partner or your partner fly four weeks. Let you recommend a rental car, the best hotel, a mini golf course, a trip out to look for the banana boat and several small flights to neighboring islands. Asked where there would be the best wine and whether the best suite was still available. Thought aloud, as well with the tourist visa expires. Keep at least two hours of deliberation by! Then says, that sounds really all quite tempting, but you would have just thought that such a trip but nothing was for you. Leave faster the travel agent as the seller can throw Neckermann catalogs.
12th Tell the people that life is beautiful! Writes ten o'clock personal reasons on why it's worth living for. Copied it and throw your lists into other mailboxes. Calls on your labels to the recipient to do the same! Perhaps there will at some point a list with you.
13th Speak for one week only with the other sex. If you are a girl who shows all the girls that appeal to you, a red card (for boys: the other way, of course, you idiots). Attracts with teachers through. Nobody told you. Somehow prevents your detention in a mental home!
Another addition:
14th Freeze up for a lunch break two minutes before the serving of meals!
15th Reputation service to the pizza and order pizza. Speak to the end, in a hoarse voice. End the call by saying: "And remember: This conversation never happened"
Why I'm the trouble to write it all? Because today is Wednesday!! No, but I've just forgotten what I intended to say, but you already can get a kind of introduction to the 100th See blog!
I'm still waiting for proposals and wannabe co-hosts!
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