Tuesday, September 8, 2009

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Newsletter take from the parallel universe (11)

Note
Dear readers, dear random visitors to this blog, as it has in

recent newsletters the case, it is also time to satire and does not reflect true events. Who the reference is tired of the is said to have done in the past, unfortunately some of these short messages to jump to other sites with irony and / or cheap gags have not got anything. However, I wish
much fun.




Special Security arrangements in Mannheim


Mannheim - The security arrangements for the game Waldhof Mannheim - 1 FC Saarbrücken be strengthened. Was triggered by the events in the regional portion of the SV Waldhof against the second team of 1 FC Kaiserslautern. To prevent riots police officers drawn from all over Germany, will come to every viewer 2.5 officers. In addition, each traveling in Saarbrücken a so-called "Visa Destinations" for Mannheim will have to apply, or it can be referred to the city limits. In order to secure
the Carl-Benz-Stadion, the artist couple Christo and Jeanne-Claude commissioned to analyze the performance space, adjacent Areas and completely pack the Mannheim train station in flame-retardant material.
The packaging part of Mannheim is financed from public funds in the promotion of culture.

FCS is planning obligation for a new striker

Saarbrücken - The 1st FC Saarbrücken, despite the end of the transfer period will still require another striker. The reason given was the FCS to the previously poor records for only one Stürmertor in six games. Horst Hinschberger commented as follows: "If the factions in the parliament on a new government has agreed, so we can finally assume the obligation of a new striker in attack remains a prerequisite. Of course, that the new government we will transfer the money, "

Saarland Cup -. New mode of next season

Saarbrücken - As the Saarland Football Association announced that will from next season the competition format in Saarland Cup fundamentally change order the tournament to. shorten the first two cup rounds are simulated on the computer and not played in public. "With the electronic score sheet, we have been right," said a spokesman for the association, "and even here, people will complain no more in a few years over it" .
FCS President Horst Hinschberger welcomes the change and said it would be another chance for the fans of his club to influence the public image is not negative. The SV Elversberg would like to protest against the decision by the association, the association feared loss of revenue, the stay away "thousands of fans."

DISPLAY: FCS-shop in the wings!

FCS Hello fans!

go soon, the popular online shop of the first FC Saarbrücken back online! Because of legal and technical problems must in the initial phase, which we currently estimate at 5-6 months, all online orders will be picked up in person at the discount Passage. Ledegem with stickers and autographs, the Shipping from December to be possible.
We apologize for any inconvenience and wish all the fans to compensate with great offers!

FCS-bath pillow: 12 instead of 25 €!
FCS-scarf "The League hosted by the master": 10 instead of 15 €!
VHS tape "Best of Oberliga 07-09": 19 instead of 35 €!
FCS wall clock "master league": 25 instead of 50 €!

Who to 18.09. ordered and on 19.09. for collection will receive a key chain for free!

Fanfoto of the century:


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The lighthouse operating team, "Light House United" in the enactment of the defense at fuzzy match meal - Saarbrücken. Not pictured: Thomas Strunz.

We deny that:

- is the (attempted) to Fahnenklau fad in Ludwig Park.
- the FCS needs a new club anthem.
- Marcel Rozgonyi has been intentionally is a red card suspension, because he would like to go to the F-block.
- this is the last issue of the newsletter was. Not.

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